Blessed are the young of age, for theirs is the Sanctuary door.
Blessed are those who mask, for they will be admitted.
Blessed are the brave, for they will occupy the pew.
Blessed are those who don’t need to go to the bathroom, for they will be filled.
Blessed are the nonsocial, for they will be left alone.
Blessed are the sanitized, for they will see priests.
Blessed are the risk-takers, for they will be seated by the choir.
Blessed are those who have gone online and made their reservations, for theirs is the Sanctuary door.
Blessed are you when people applaud you, celebrate you and falsely say all kinds of good about you since you gave us Mass.
Beware and be sad, because great is your reward on earth, for in the same way they elevated the special who were before you.
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